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Replace your team.
Run your business from your phone.

AI agents that do real work — answer your calls, draft your content, run your code, manage your day — operating from Telegram, Discord, and your phone line. I deploy them. You own them. No employees to manage.

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Run from your phone

No laptop. No SSH. No technical jargon. If you can send a Telegram message, you can run your AI workforce.

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I deploy. You operate.

I set up the bot on your server, walk you through every command, and stay on call until you're confident.

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Cancel a hire, not a contract

One-time payment. You own the deployment. No per-call fees, no SaaS lock-in, no monthly creep.

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Built for non-technical owners

Designed for the salon owner, the contractor, the realtor, the founder — not the engineer. If you can describe your business, I can replace the busywork.

Three ways to deploy AI

Pick your surface.
We handle the rest.

Each product is a fully-deployed AI agent on your server, in your accounts, operated through software you already use every day.

Telegram

Telegram AI Agent

Your AI workforce, in the app you already check 100 times a day.

  • Operate from your phone — no laptop, no SSH, no terminals
  • Voice notes auto-transcribe and run as prompts
  • Project routing — each Telegram topic is its own workspace
From
$2,000
Discord

Discord AI Agent

A war room for your team — run by AI agents who never log off.

  • One channel = one project, one agent, one source of truth
  • Bare-text prompts — no slash command soup
  • Cancel ❌ or rerun 🔁 with a single emoji
From
$2,000
Phone

AI Receptionist

Replace the front desk. Keep the phone ringing.

  • Answers calls in seconds — never voicemail, never on hold
  • Books, reschedules, and cancels straight into Google Calendar
  • SMS + email confirmations sent automatically
Try the demo +1 (956) 670-3856
One-time
$8,000
Telegram

Telegram AI Agent

A private Telegram bot that turns the messaging app on your phone into a control room for AI agents. Send a message, get real work done.

What it does

  • Reply to messages, draft content, run research, generate images, summarize documents — all in chat
  • Create a topic per client, project, or business and the bot keeps each context separate
  • Smart-routes prompts to the best agent for the job (creative → Claude, code → Codex, live web → Grok)
  • Splits long replies cleanly, attaches generated files, replies in markdown your phone actually renders
  • Voice messages transcribed via Whisper and processed automatically

Perfect for

  • Solo founders and operators who run their business from their phone
  • Real estate, sales, and consulting where everything happens in DMs
  • Anyone replacing a virtual assistant with a 24/7 bot they fully own

AI models — pick one or all three

  • Claude — long-form thinking, writing, planning
  • OpenAI Codex — code, automations, structured output
  • Grok — live web search, fast lookups, cultural pulse

What's included

  • +I create the Telegram bot, deploy it on your server, and wire your accounts
  • +30-minute onboarding call where I walk you through every command
  • +Project rules and routing configured to match your business

Pricing

Solo · 1 model $2,000
  • Pick one agent: Claude, Grok, or Codex
  • Full Telegram bot, deployment, onboarding
  • Voice + image + topic routing
  • Best for one-person operations
Trio · 3 models $4,000
  • All three agents, switch per message
  • Live web search via Grok
  • Image generation included
  • Best when you want the right tool for every job

Secure checkout via Stripe. One-time payment. Includes deployment and a private onboarding call. Prefer to talk first? .

Discord

Discord AI Agent

A private Discord bot that turns your server into the control surface for a team of AI agents. Built for owner-operators who run lean teams.

What it does

  • Type natural prompts in any wired channel — agents reply with full project context
  • Switch agents inline with shortcuts (k:, x:, g:) or @mentions
  • Long outputs split across messages or attached as files; images render inline
  • ❌ to cancel a long-running task, 🔁 to retry, comments via // are ignored
  • Honors your project rules (AGENTS.md / CLAUDE.md) so the agent stays in your voice

Perfect for

  • Founders running a community + a business in one Discord
  • Small studios that already live in Discord with their team
  • Replacing async coordination work — the bot does the digging while you sleep

AI models — pick one or all three

  • Claude — reasoning, writing, code review
  • OpenAI Codex — repos, scripts, builds
  • Grok — live search and fast reasoning

What's included

  • +I provision the Discord bot, deploy it on your machine, and lock it to your account
  • +Onboarding call to wire each channel to a project folder
  • +Image generation and search keys configured (or skip if you prefer)

Pricing

Solo · 1 model $2,000
  • Pick one agent: Claude, Grok, or Codex
  • Full Discord bot, deployment, onboarding
  • Channel routing + project rules
  • Best for a focused, one-purpose server
Trio · 3 models $5,000
  • All three agents, mention any of them anywhere
  • Image gen + live web search
  • Sticky-agent per channel
  • Best for multi-project servers

Secure checkout via Stripe. One-time payment. Includes deployment and a private onboarding call. Prefer to talk first? .

Phone

AI Receptionist

A real-time AI voice receptionist named Ara who picks up the phone, holds a real conversation, and books appointments into your calendar — without missing a call.

Live demo · call now +1 (956) 670-3856

What it does

  • Picks up incoming calls 24/7 and speaks naturally with the caller
  • Knows your hours, services, prices, address, and policies
  • Books, reschedules, and cancels appointments directly in Google Calendar
  • Sends SMS + email confirmations via Twilio + Gmail
  • Multi-location ready — one deployment can serve several businesses
  • Optional CRM sync to HubSpot

Perfect for

  • Salons, med-spas, dentists, clinics, contractors, law and accounting offices
  • Anyone losing booked revenue to missed calls
  • Owners paying $35k–$60k/yr for a front-desk role they could automate

AI models

  • xAI Grok Voice — real-time, low-latency phone agent
  • Pre-built voices (Ara, Eve, Leo, Rex, Sal) or custom voice ID

What's included

  • +I provision your Twilio number (or port yours in)
  • +I configure your business — hours, services, policies, scripts
  • +Calendar + Gmail authenticated to your Google account
  • +Test calls until it sounds exactly the way you want
  • +One-time fee — no per-call or per-booking charge
Why $8,000?
vs. typical AI receptionists ($99–$299/mo)
  • One-time, not forever
    At $199/mo, you're at $11,940 after five years — and still paying. $8,000 once, and the meter stops.
  • Frontier AI, not a 2022 chatbot
    Powered by xAI's Grok Voice — sub-second latency, real-time reasoning, handles accents and unscripted questions. Callers won't think it's a robot.
  • You own the whole stack
    Runs on your server, your Twilio number, your Google account. Cancel a SaaS and you lose everything. Walk away from this, you keep all of it.
  • Custom voice and personality
    Premium voices or your own cloned voice. Your scripts, your hours, your policies — not a stock template a thousand other businesses also use.
  • Hand-deployed, not self-serve
    I configure your business on a call, run test calls until it sounds right, and stay reachable. Not a signup form and a help center.

If $99/mo set-and-forget is what you want, the budget services are fine. This is for owners who want frontier AI, full ownership, and no recurring bill.

Pricing

AI Receptionist $8,000
  • Full voice receptionist deployed on your number
  • Google Calendar + Gmail + Twilio integrated
  • Custom voice and personality
  • Multi-location capable
  • Optional HubSpot CRM sync

Secure checkout via Stripe. One-time payment. Includes deployment and a private onboarding call. Prefer to talk first? .

Why now

The world is replacing employees with AI agents. Your competitors already started.

The technology to replace 50–80% of repetitive office work shipped in the last 18 months. The hard part isn't the AI anymore — it's picking the right one, deploying it, and making it usable for someone who isn't a software engineer.

That's the gap I close. You bring the business — the receptionist you can't afford, the assistant who keeps quitting, the work that piles up after 5pm. I bring the AI agent and put it in an app you already check every day.

$45–60k
Annual cost of one front-desk receptionist
Plus benefits, sick days, training, turnover.
73%
Of small business owners would automate first if they could
Most don't because the tooling is built for engineers.
24/7
Hours per week our agents are on call
No PTO. No three-day weekends. No mood swings.
How it works

From "this is overwhelming" to live in days.

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Pick your product

Telegram bot, Discord bot, or AI receptionist. Choose 1 model or all three for the bots.

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Check out securely

Pay once via Stripe. You'll get a confirmation email and a link to schedule onboarding.

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30-min onboarding call

We connect, I configure your accounts, deploy the agent, and walk you through every command.

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Live in days, yours to operate

Running on your server, in your accounts, with your API keys. No SaaS fees, no monthly creep, no vendor lock-in.

FAQ

Questions everyone asks first.

Do I need to be technical?
No. The whole point is that you don't. I do all the deployment, configuration, and account wiring on a 30-minute call. After that, you just send messages or take phone calls — no terminals, no code, no servers to manage.
What do I need to bring?
For the bots: a phone, a Telegram or Discord account, and a server (I'll recommend one — about $5–15/month). For the receptionist: a Google account for calendar/email, and a Twilio number (or your existing business number to port in). I walk you through getting any of these on the call.
What's the difference between 1 model and 3 models for the bots?
The 1-model tier picks one AI — usually Claude — and runs everything through it. The 3-model tier gives you Claude + Grok + OpenAI Codex, and you pick the right one for each task with a single-letter prefix or @mention. Most owners start with 1 and upgrade once they see the difference.
Why these specific models?
Claude is the best in the world at long-form thinking, writing, and following nuanced instructions. Grok has live web search built in — it knows what happened five minutes ago. OpenAI's Codex is the gold standard for code, automations, and structured output. Together, they cover almost every kind of work.
How can AI help me and/or my business?
Think of an AI agent as a tireless assistant who's read every book on every topic and is happy to do the parts of your job you hate. For most owners that means: answering routine emails and DMs, drafting proposals, follow-ups, and contracts, summarizing long PDFs into action items, generating images and social posts, researching prospects before a call, organizing receipts and invoices, and handling the 80% of customer questions that are the same five questions every day. The goal isn't to replace you — it's to take the busywork off your plate so you can spend time on the work that actually grows the business.
Do I own the deployment?
Yes. The bot runs on your server, in your accounts, with your API keys. There's no SaaS layer between us and no subscription. If you ever wanted to walk away, you keep everything.
What about ongoing support?
The first 30 days include direct support — text me, I help. After that, I offer optional support packages but most clients don't need them once they're running.
How long until I'm live?
Bots: usually 24–72 hours from payment to first message sent. Receptionist: 5–10 business days, mostly because Twilio number provisioning and voice tuning take longer.
Can I see it in action first?
Yes — book a free 20-minute call and I'll demo the live system from my own deployment, no commitment. Or call the AI Receptionist demo number on its product card and talk to it yourself.
Let's go

Stop hiring. Start automating.

Pick a product above, or book a 20-minute call where I'll listen to what's eating your time and tell you straight up whether one of these will fix it.

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